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Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 595 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Criminal

Dunce Unlocked 10/2/16
5 Points
Probably just a pretty face...
Smartster Unlocked 10/2/16
50 Points
Look at you! You know a bit about criminology!
Respect The Police 10 Points Don't antagonise someone with a gun
Educate The Electorate 25 Points The more involved we get, the more efficient the system gets
No More Beers 25 Points Good luck with the whole sobriety thing!
The Whiskey Secret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/120 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)

Phantasy Slut Nassandra


Medals Earned: 1/0 (0/0 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 4/21/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Variety Kill Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist 25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 9/9/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Jump Man Unlocked 9/9/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Harrasment Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)